Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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