whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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