i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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