Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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