Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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