happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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