I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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