kristin has been a bad kristin
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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