the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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