People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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