is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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