how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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