I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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