Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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