I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Found the puke drawer
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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