I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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