This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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