Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
high people should be assigned attendants
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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