Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
false alarm, still single
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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