I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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