Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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