that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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