How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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