it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He better not be in your backpack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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