hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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