Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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