Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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