i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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