I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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