so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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