Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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