Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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