I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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