Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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