We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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