Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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