I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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