I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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