Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
And then he peed in my hair
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