We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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