you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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