sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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