lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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