she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
