she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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