I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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