and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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