He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
