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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
