lets start a swedish sibling band together
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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