So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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