who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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