There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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