If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Bring me that man meat
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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