But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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