you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
