Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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